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BF26

Sep 11 19:00 – Sep 13 14:00 · Kissfuvar 90 Kft.

Friday — Sep 11

10 items · 10 with a fixed time · 0 still TBD

17:00→ 20:00

Rides from the railway station

Logistics

Two drivers run people from Kecskemét railway station to the site in small groups. Talk to each other and travel together — ten people can turn up at once.

18:00→ 21:00

Getting settled

Logistics

Explore the area and the website, put down your sleeping mat and your bag, set up your tent. Grab a beer, have a shot with a stranger, eat a cookie and get ready for the opening ceremony.

21:00→ 21:15

Opening ceremony

Logistics

Everyone at the main stage. The safety briefing and the map, the teams are announced and find each other, badges are handed out, the app goes on your phone, and the clothespin game starts. Food, sleeping, showers, toilets and medical cover all get explained here. Do not lose your badge.

21:00

The clothespin game — runs all weekend

Contest

It opens here at the opening ceremony and runs right through to Sunday. There are 10–15 clothespins in circulation. You clip one on somebody without them noticing. If they spot it, they can hand it back, and then it is theirs to pass on. Twice a day everyone gets checked, and whoever is holding one takes the punishment. Bimbis are earned here — who takes them and how many is not decided yet.

21:15→ 21:45

Team start

Logistics

Every team invents its own name and picks a captain pair, one man and one woman. Somewhere in the app there is a small, thoroughly disgusting picture hidden — find it and your team scores a lot of bimbis. Invent your team toast, drink it, take the team photo.

21:45→ 22:30

Icebreaker games

Contest

Getting-to-know-you and drinking games, inside your own team and across the other two.

02:00→ 04:00

Foosball championship

Contest

Bimbis are earned here. Who takes them and how many is not decided yet.

Saturday — Sep 12

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10:30

Wake up

Logistics

Coffee and caffeine tablets. There is bread until lunch is ready.

10:30→ 13:30

Cooking starts at cauldrons

Food

Two cauldrons going from the morning, aiming to be done by 13:30.

11:00→ 11:45

Beer greeting (beer yoga)

Workshop

Shady spot, mats on the ground. Bring a towel.

Susan B.
11:45→ 12:15

Meditation workshop

Workshop

Run by Bokákoló and Bercsó. Fifteen to twenty minutes of theory, then ten minutes of zen meditation.

12:15

Stations open

Workshop

Pottery, the photo corner, foosball, the metalwork demo and whistle making. Most of them run almost all day — whistle making only for a few hours, and the metalwork demo whenever there is a gap in everything else.

12:30→ 13:00

Relay race

Contest

All three teams run it at once. The iron straightening contest is one of its legs, and the truck-wheel roll may get folded in too. Bimbis are earned here: the finishing order across the three teams decides who gets what. The bimbi figures are not decided yet.

13:00→ 13:30

Tug of war

Contest

Two teams against each other at a time. The guys and the girls pull in separate rounds. Winning a pull earns bimbis — how many is not decided yet.

13:30→ 14:15

Lunch: paprika potatoes and more cookies

Food

Straight out of the cauldrons, with more cookies to go with it. Bring a deep bowl and a spoon.

📍 Dining area
14:30→ 15:30

Shotball

Contest

Two teams against each other, around ten players a side — five girls and five boys each. Three footballs are in play at the same time and the goals are very wide. Every time a team concedes, one of its players walks off the pitch and drinks a shot. Fifteen minutes of play, then a five minute break. Whichever team loses drinks a shot at the end, every single member. Bimbis: the winning team takes 35, plus 4 more for every goal it scored.

15:30→ 16:00

Waterballoon War

Contest

Two teams go at each other at once, and everyone gets a dry shirt. Two hundred self-sealing water bombs, well away from cables, sockets and both stages — water and power do not get to negotiate. Bimbis are earned here, but how the hits get counted and how much they are worth is still being worked out.

16:00→ 17:00

Soap and honey wrestling

Contest

Soap wrestling and honey wrestling run in parallel, and we keep them as far apart as we can. Separate rounds for the guys and the girls. Honey wrestling happens in a small pool and you win by putting the other shoulder down. Bimbis go to whoever wins a round, and the girls' rounds are worth more — the numbers are not decided yet. Marked-out soft area: glasses off, jewellery off, shoes off, nothing to the head or neck. If someone taps or says stop, it is over immediately. Water is right there to rinse off.

📍 Pool
17:00→ 18:00

Foosball championship & speedminton championship

Contest

Two championships side by side, and both are worth bimbis. Who takes them and how many is not decided yet.

17:00→ 18:00

Eating contest

Contest

All three teams at once. Who eats — everyone, or only the guys — is not settled yet. Bimbis are earned here too, and how many is not decided yet. A sober person watches the whole time. Nobody is pushed into it.

📍 Dining area
23:00→ 00:00

Move over to the main stage

Logistics

The gear walks from the small stage to the main stage. Grab a drink, grab a jacket.

Sunday — Sep 13

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10:00→ 14:00

Breakfast: bread and leftovers

Food

Sunday food, out on the table for four hours. Bread, and whatever survived Saturday.

📍 Dining area
11:00

Wake up

Logistics

Slowly.

11:30

Captains: bimbis in by 11:30

Logistics

Team captains upload the evidence to the shared Drive folder. Nothing lands after 11:30.

12:00→ 12:30

Results, prizes and penalties

Logistics

Who won, who gets the cup, and who owes a penalty. The special prizes are handed out here too.

12:30→ 14:00

Everyone packs up

Logistics

This is a working haulage yard and it has to be left in working order. Everyone carries something — it takes twenty minutes if we all do it.

14:00

Out by 14:00 — shuttles home

Logistics

Everybody off site by 14:00. Two drivers run small groups to the railway station — talk to each other and travel together. Sad music guaranteed.

📍 Main gate

Pinch to zoom. Tap a pin to jump to what it is. Pins sit exactly where they are, so where the site is tight they overlap — zoom in and they come apart.

Aerial photo of the site

8 / 16 points are placed on the photo (12 pins — Sleeping area has more than one).

What is where

Tap a heading to open it.

Stages2
  • Bandesz Main Stage

    The main stage: opening ceremony, live acts, night sets. All the sound and light gear lives here, so no water games anywhere near it.

  • Szókratész Small Stage

    Second stage: talks, chiller music, Saturday night sets. One of the two electrified spots that sit outside the hangar roof — this one and the hot-cabin. Both can be covered quickly if it rains, and the rain plan for the power is not written yet.

Functional points5
  • Psychedelic hot-cabin

    Projections, chill music, smoke. The other electrified spot outside the hangar roof, and it can be covered quickly if it rains. Whether it also runs as a Saturday station is not decided yet.

  • ASMR toilet

    The toilet closer to the hangar, with continuous ASMR sound: a speaker, and a phone kept on a charger next to it playing the sound. Stay on the lit paths at night.

  • Second toilet & shower

    Further out, and this is the one with hot water.

  • Ravishment Establishment

    The romantic room. Two beds, rose petals, and it locks from the inside. No candles — an open flame indoors is a fire risk. Which room it will be is not chosen yet.

  • First aid point

    First aid kit, and where the emergency contacts gather. Anything serious: call 112 first, then tell everyone else.

Functional areas2
  • Sleeping area

    These are all sleeping spots, each for as many people as will fit, and everyone sleeps on a mat and in a sleeping bag — so bring both; four of the pins sit close together and the fifth is 80 to 100 metres off, up by the Second toilet & shower.

    Five separate spots on the photo — every 😴 pin is this one.

  • Quiet zone

    Near the entrance. Keep it down here — there is a noise-sensitive neighbour on the other side.

    Position on the photo: not marked yet.

Stations7
  • Pottery station

    Saturday from 12:00. Clay is provided.

    Position on the photo: not marked yet.

  • Body painting station

    Saturday from 12:00. UV-free paint only.

    Position on the photo: not marked yet.

  • Photo corner

    The industrial photo corner. Nothing is provided and nothing is needed — everyone shoots on their own phone. A station on Saturday, and a good spot for the rest of the weekend too.

    Position on the photo: not marked yet.

  • Foosball table

    Saturday from 12:00. Winner stays on.

    Position on the photo: not marked yet.

  • Metalwork demo

    A metalworking demo on Saturday, run in a fully safe format by two people. It is a filler: it happens whenever nothing else is going on, not on a fixed schedule.

    Position on the photo: not marked yet.

  • Whistle making

    Saturday from 12:00, but only for a few hours — not all day. Make your own whistle and take it home.

    Position on the photo: not marked yet.

  • Tile smashing

    Not a team game and not scored — this one is purely for the fun of it. Safety goggles are compulsory. No clean-up needed either: this is an industrial yard, and the broken tile ends up where broken tile is actually useful. Still an open question: whether there will be tiles to smash at all is not settled yet.

    Position on the photo: not marked yet.

What is a bimbi?

It is the point you play for. Teams collect bimbis all weekend, and the team with the most bimbis wins on Sunday.

Bimbis that are always in play

  • The cikesz

    One person in gold trunks and gold body paint, with a bell on the ankle so you can hear them coming. Catchable during any team game.

  • Special prizes

    Most drunk over the evening, most steps, most dancing. Self-reported, and the bimbis go to the winner's team.

The pink team 22
  • Captain—
  • Captain—

Both days

  • Márton K.Wanker
  • Bence H.Financial Times
  • Dániel H.TBD
  • Adam TailorBouncy DJ & Tech Lead
  • Bokákoló Majommeditation guide
  • Gergely K.Californian Elongator
  • Benjámin S.The Foul Beast
  • Erik C.Baller
  • Fanni D.Mrs. Koxuka
  • Kamilla K.Katya Zamolodchikova
  • Lola Z.Bumburnyákovich
  • Eszter Anna K.Invisible Designer Queen
  • Kincső E.Dr. Organ Trafficker
  • Lili G.Sandwoman
  • Alexandra K.Nicki Minaj
  • Nina P.Paul from the movie Paul
  • Barbi F.Gombóc Art

Friday

Nobody yet

Saturday

  • Dániel K.Gru
  • Tomi H.The Wandering Soul
  • Ádám A.Cosmic Magician
  • Noel K.Blueberry Jam
  • Zsófi P.Owner of a Massive Phallos
The yellow team 18
  • Captain—
  • Captain—

Both days

  • Ádám M.Trans-Siberian Express
  • Lázár T.TBD
  • Kristof M.TBD
  • Aba K.Theodore Roosevelt
  • Radim Č.Woodoo Rawdogger
  • Dániel H.TBD
  • Adél K.Powerful Musician
  • Kata M.caffeine supply
  • Dorka L.violin expert
  • Kíra K.Mongol Throatsinger btw.
  • Gerda W.Joker
  • Janka S.Brunch Muncher

Friday

  • Péter K.🗿

—

Saturday

  • Márton G.TBD
  • Viktor P.Godzilla O'clock
  • Edmond G.Thee-eyed Loser
  • Dorottya B.Elite Beautifier
  • Zorka K.Mummifying Giant Pixie
The turquoise team 21
  • Captain—
  • Captain—

Both days

  • András D.TBD
  • Kristóf L.Bakker Tóni
  • András K.Driver Master and Organizah
  • Máté G.Mr. Boss !MAN!
  • Csanád B.palinka master
  • Seprű BeatzDnB DJ aka. Seprű Beatz
  • Levente K.Slime Repository
  • DJ MythosHypertechno DJ aka. DJ Mythos
  • Mátyás S.A gagyi Guberáló
  • Čeněk J.Late Night Lover
  • Brandon B.Not the Gypsy One
  • Bence T.Útszéli Trubadúr
  • Flóra N.Beater and Pacer
  • Dominika T.Gooey Goose
  • Hannus N.Cricket Crockett😋
  • Johanna S.Strong Supporter of Macho Culture
  • Emese B.Hardstyle Enthusiast

Friday

  • Péter T.TBD

—

Saturday

  • Mátyás P.Innocent Pretzel Boy
  • Anna S. N.The Balanced Entity
  • Kitti M.Shadowy Hive Queen

For the love of God, read all of this!!

Are you a newcomer?

Click here

‼️After carefully browsing this website‼️

  1. Find your name on one of the teams
  2. Get the same coloured pin as your team's
  3. Go up to a person wearing the same pin
  4. Ask them to route you to the team's captain
  5. Tell either captain what traits you have and ask how you can be useful to the team

Most importantly enjoy the good vibes

Welcome BercsoFester!

We really appreciate you went through all the hassle of being here and gave us your most valuable: ⏳TIME⏳

Here are a few things to get you started and set the vibes:

This is Bertalan's dad's company, Kissfuvar Kft.'s site. It is ‼️not a festival site‼️, but where people work on weekdays. There are vehicles, loading areas, pits, sharp edges and many more dangerous industrial equipment.

DON'Ts:

❌Do not go into the taped off areas!

❌Do not climb!

❌Do not be loud close to the entrance!

DOs:

✅DO watch out for your surroundings at all times!

✅DO have a great time!

✅DO spread good vibes!

Thank you again for your presence!🔥


Getting there

Kissfuvar 90 Kft.

6000 Kecskemét, Kisfái 214

GPS: 46.90117, 19.74472

Open in Google Maps ↗

Coming by train? We drive people over from the station in small groups — sort it out between yourselves in advance.


Money

All costs burden one wallet: the sound, the food, the decoration and the games.💰

We split the sum per person, per night and would appreciate, if you chipped in.

It is not mandatory, but if you enjoy your stay please return the favor financially🔥

Sum of all costs:

122 210 Ft1142 Ft per person, per night

This amount will get updated every day, hopefully ever reducing📉

You can either drop cash to either 🤯support boxes🤯 or send us money through revolut:

https://revolut.me/kissbertalan003


Emergency

Call first:

Eveli Kincső

On site, not on the internet. Said yes to the role and to being named here — the phone number is deliberately not published. Call Bertalan Kiss instead, or find them at the festival.

Kincső is the dedicated first-aid provider of the festival, she has gathered ALL KNOWLEDGE related to medicine fr, fr.🔥

Also call:

Bertalan Kiss+36 30 789 6760

Bercsó should know what's up.

Worst case scenario:

Call 112

If a person's life is on the line.

Address to read out: 6000 Kecskemét, Kisfái 214

GPS: 46.90117, 19.74472

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