You are invited to a thoroughly unhinged weekend at BF26. Beyond dancing, good faces and loud music, there are contests and games: beer yoga, water-bomb war, soap wrestling.

Endless good mood, beautiful people and sizeable sausages — in other words, an unmissable disappearance.

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VENUE

Kissfuvar 90 Kft — Kisfái 214, Kecskemét 6000

WHEN

Sep 11, 19:00 – Sep 13, 14:00

WHAT TO BRING

• Plenty of spirits and long drinks. Any dusty gift bottle you never opened.
• Warm clothes, a change of clothes, swimwear
• Sleeping mat and sleeping bag
• Shot glass and a proper cup
• A deep bowl and plastic cutlery

DRESS CODE

Wear the thing you have never dared to wear anywhere. Aim for maximum funk and goof.

FOOD

• Friday: bread and everything spreadable
• Saturday: paprika potatoes, hopefully at the hands of a butcher from Ádázi
• Sunday: bread and leftovers

DRINK

Alcohol and coffee.

SLEEP

There will be plenty of marked sleeping spots where you can crash in a sleeping bag.

Tents are also available for those who don't want comfort, or are too intoxicated to find it.

GETTING THERE

If you're not from Kecskemét, we drive people over from the railway station in small groups — please sort it out between yourselves in advance.

LINE-UP

Bandesz main stage: To be announced (Brazariah among others)

Szókratész small stage: To be announced

STILL OPEN (TBD)

• The team names
• The full line-up on both stages
• Exact programme times
• The site owner's conditions

🦺 Staying in one piece

⚠️ DRAFT TEXT — Bertalan is still writing the final version. ⚠️

👋 Hey. Read this. All of it.

It is long on purpose. Scroll to the bottom, then the button turns on.

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💸 Money

The whole festival was paid for up front — the sound, the food, the stuff, the mess. We split it per person, per night. It is not mandatory. Nobody checks, nobody gets turned away, nobody gets named. If you can, chip in. If you can't, come anyway.

The exact number and how to hand it over is on the Info tab. 📋

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⚠️ Where you are

This is a working haulage yard. Not a festival site. There are vehicles, loading areas, containers, pits, sharp edges and things that were never built for a party.

• Taped off = do not go in. It's not decoration. 🚧
• Don't climb. Not the containers, not the trucks, not the roof, not the loading ramp. 🧗
• Stay on the lit paths, especially at night, especially on the way to the toilet. 🔦
• Don't wander off alone into the dark end of the yard. If you must, tell someone. 🌑
• Machines: daylight only, sober only. No exceptions on this one. 🚜
• Nobody drives drunk. Not a car, not a machine, not anything. 🚗

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💧 Drink water

Two nights, September, alcohol, dancing, salt, shouting. You will dehydrate faster than you think.

• One glass of water between drinks. Boring. Works. 🥤
• Water points are marked on the Map tab. 💧
• Eat something. Actually eat something. 🍽️

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🤝 You are here at your own risk

Coming in means you accept that. We are a group of friends, not a safety authority. That is exactly why the rest of this matters:

• If someone is unwell, do not leave them. This is the single most important line on this whole page. ❤️
• Stay with them and call Bertalan first — his number is at the top of the emergency card on the Info tab. He brings Kincső E., the medical student on site. 🩹
• Anything serious: call 112 first, then tell everyone else. The address to read out is on the Info tab. 🚨
• If someone looks like they are being pushed into something they don't want — a game, a drink, a person — step in or come and find Bertalan. 🛑

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🔥 Fire, water, and the games

• Fire only in the marked spot, never anywhere else, always with someone next to it and water or an extinguisher already there. It's September and the yard is dry. 🔥
• Water fights stay far away from cables, sockets and the sound rig. 💦
• Wrestling: glasses off, jewellery off, shoes off. Nothing to the head or neck. If anyone taps or says stop, it stops immediately. 🤼
• Eating contests: always with one sober person watching. 🌭

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🐌 That's it

Look after yourself, look after each other, and have an unreasonably good time.

See you inside. 🔥

The site itself

We are partying in a working haulage yard for two days, at night, with alcohol. That is completely fine as long as everyone knows where the edges are.

One sentence covers the lot: if it looks stupid sober, it is dangerous drunk.

Machines and the mower

This is the most serious thing on the list.

• The machine zone is marked off with tape. Only people with a reason to be there go in.
• Daylight only. After sunset the machines stop.
• Sober only. Zero tolerance — the one point where we are not joking.
• There is a named person in charge who handles the machines and checks the fuel. Only they start them. (Not appointed yet — TBD.)
• We don't sit on them, hang off them or take photos on them.

Water pistols and the toilet-paper battle

• Away from cables, sockets, the sound rig and the stages. Water plus electricity is not a judgement call — we simply don't go there.
• The battle happens in the marked area, not in front of the stage.
• If the ground got wet near a cable, say so. It's not a problem, it just has to be known.
• Nobody gets wrapped who doesn't want to be.

Honey and shampoo wrestling

• In the marked, soft, fenced-off area.
• Glasses off, jewellery off, shoes off. Watch, chain, hoops, piercings: all out.
• Nothing to the head or the neck. This is laughing, not MMA.
• If someone taps or says "enough", it is over immediately.
• There is water nearby to rinse off — shampoo and honey are slippery, and afterwards so is everyone else.
• Not while drunk. Really.

Eating contest

• Always with one sober person watching.
• Know what choking looks like: can't speak, can't cough, hands at the throat. If you see it, call 112 immediately and shout for Bertalan.
• If you don't want to eat, you don't eat. Nobody is pushed.

Alcohol, night, working yard

• The site is a working haulage yard. Vehicles, loading areas, pits, sharp edges.
• Stay on the lit paths, especially at night and especially towards the toilets.
• Taped-off areas are taped off because they are dangerous. Not decoration.
• Don't climb anything: container, truck, roof, ramp.
• Don't go alone to the dark end of the site. If you must, tell someone.
• Nobody drives drunk. Not a car, not a machine, not anything.
• If you see someone unwell, don't leave them. This is the most important rule on the page.

Fire and cooking

• Fire only in the marked spot, nowhere else.
• Water or an extinguisher next to the fire before we light it.
• Someone is always with the fire. It is never left unattended.
• We put it out properly before sleeping — not "it'll burn out anyway".
• It's September and the yard is dry. One dropped cigarette is enough.

Emergency

This section mirrors the emergency card on the Info tab, in the same order. If the two ever disagree, the card is the one built from the data — trust it.

Anything serious: 112. Call first, tell everyone else after. The address to read out is on the Info tab, and the first-aid kit is marked on the map.

Everything else starts with Bertalan. His number is on the emergency card as a tappable link. He is the first call, and he sorts out who comes.

Kincső E. is the medical student on site, and she has agreed to the role. Her phone number is deliberately not published — find her at the festival, or call Bertalan and he brings her.

The owner's rules

The yard is not ours. Whatever the owner sets is binding, whether or not he is here.

TBD — this section fills up once we have the owner's permission and his conditions.